I’m in one right now as a dealer loaner while the POS I actually own is getting recall repairs.

Hot damn, pal. You hit every possible cliche. You either put some thought into this, or the hate runs very deep haha

You’re wrong, sorry. Kid is super smooth. He’s the James Bond of infielders. Being that dope at something is gonna make you look like a showoff.

......And getting his cousin off on murder charges in Alabama. He cares about that, too....

1. The purpose of the protest is to disrupt.

This country has forgotten what a fucking protest REALLY is. There’s no point if you aren’t visible.

Please shut the fuck up.

That one time, huh?

You would end up with relievers slotting at DH and batting bottom of the order, serving up sac bunts. Fun idea, but managers will prioritize defense in that scenario.

So stupid. Thanks, this is my first genuine laugh of the day haha

That is one pretty van, though. They keep that and they can be owned by Martians

Incredibly. I’m a small guy and there wasn’t much room. Seat sits at a nearly 90° angle. It is pretty wild. I would upload the pic, but Kinja won’t let me for whatever reason.

While that’s true, as I had speculated, he won’t be facing capital punishment. Proving premeditation would be hard. He won’t be executed. He’ll do a few decades

No. Looting is not murder. It is simple, really.

Wow. On an extremely basic level. Like a “Have no concept of judicial process” kinda level. So, by this logic, the guy that shoplifts is subject to the same punishment as the serial rapist? They’re both criminals. See, the thing about criminality is that there are sliding scales to this shit. Even handed approaches…

Well, the thinking was that would be the worst possible punishment and I’m just guessing the guy probably sees no issue with the prison-industrial complex and judicial incompetence.

Hahaha. Couple of them are actually better now than ever. Everytime I bring them up, someone’s like “Oh yeah, those guys existed.” Haha

You’re on to something. If he planned it in anyway before entering Virginia....bam....fed case.

Yeah, I know. Guy was talking federal, though, so that’s why I said that. I think he’ll end up in state court and the special circumstances for death may be easier to prove than in federal court.

Necessity can be debated. That’s a different argument, though.