He wasn’t really looking.

No, you’re right. But he also did nothing to get a few million dollars.

 That is spot on. He was simply misfortunate. Poor bastard never could’ve predicted how bad that touch would become. That could’ve been anyone in the section. I really do hope this becomes a light hearted moment in MLB. That’s why I like to talk shit and raz about the guy. I feel like poking fun at the situation helps…

I think Alou had a chance there. He’d made plays like that before. Not very relevant anymore, but I think he had a shot at the play.

A few million? To make up for the actions of a collective fanbase? Its not like ownership ever publicly blamed the guy. And had he not done that, A-Gon wouldn’t have had a chance to blow the game, so he deserved a little bit of shit for it. Not that much, but he shouldn’t get a few mil for not paying full attention to…

Not the goat. He was simply a vessel. That bastard owner, however, that muttered that insane shit, he’s the fucker we blamed. Damn good burgers, though. If goats could cook they’d probably get less shit.

No, we know that. Fuck Bartman. Fuck A-Gon infinitely longer and harder. Alou making the grab would have prevented that game falling into, I mean bouncing off of, Gonzo’s hands, but Bartman isn’t a pro SS. Gonzo took it from bad to totally heartbreaking.

Those dudes would’ve pounced if that guy even motioned to stand up. They may look like they’re not trying, but that’s the point. Their job isn’t so much as to be noticed as it is to fuck some poor person’s whole body up at the drop of a hat.

Damn. I skip seats every game I catch at Kaufmann. I always get seen but the ushers don’t care if you’re not taking an occupied seat. Hell, I remember a game a few years ago with the Royals and A’s in which the rain fell pretty steadily the whole game. After the first rain delay most people left, and the ushers…

Getting convicted and being absolutley thrashed by his security detail are two totally different stories.

The fuck? There are dealers all over the country that deal in high end makes. I’m sure the kid has the bread to fly to Lamborhini St. Louis or something if he wanted to.

I forgot this was even a thing until you went and fucked my life all back up

The first attempt, yes. I, ashamedly, kinda liked those. The newer iteration is the Mark LT. Which pretty much sucks in every way as a truck.

Don’t give a dog an Italian sausage. You will smell that later...

I saw estimates anywhere between 1000 and 3000. I was struggling with whether to use the word “few” or not

She has to have full coverage under MO state law since the car isn’t paid off

Only the 430 Scuderia 16M had the low run of 499. There’s a few thousand regular Scuderias

That’s a good pick, too. Solid, cheap, plentiful parts. I’ve never checked the aftermarket on a Crown Vic or Caprice, though haha. I see where you’re coming from, I respect the taste

Hi, I’m Alex. I’m a Honda fan boy and prefer small hatchbacks. A civic is just fine with me.

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