There so needs to be a debate of the *Illuminati guts*!

My gut tells me the Illuminati did it (it was hit sent out by Jay-Z & Beyonce...it can’t be a coinicidence Bey did a tribute to the Black Panthers at the Superbowl and suddenly Scalia drops dead. Her performance must have sent out reverse-racist alpha rays throught the teevee that caused Scalia’s stroke).

Lighten up, Frances.

i logged in just so i could laugh it this amazing comment.

I know right. How dare I enjoy awesome sports babies

This is the first time I remember Vanessa Bayer doing that impression—why oh why has she waited this long to share it with us?!

I loved “Rachel from Friends” on Weekend Update.

So, I think I’m not the only one who’s sad we don’t have a place to talk about what’s going on with the Scalia replacement situation here on Jez. You know, since he was a terror for women’s rights since the 80s. I made a place, in case people do want to discuss it.

I demand a vine of Michelle and Riley dancing together.

Fun fact: If you spend money like a crazy person you’ll go broke. Even if you’re a successful recording artist.

Don’t worry. I’m sure President Beef Supreme will pardon him once he hears that impassioned explanation of how radical the police chase was and all the great reasons he had for evading authority.

Remember, no matter how nuts you are for her, if she likes someone else, it’s irrelephant.

Overheard at the scene,