alexdumas
alexdumas
alexdumas

time for Marty to make a career shift so he can realize his true calling of playing a politician on Scandal

drew you got the timing wrong smh

Political Candidates Rapping

Ugh, goddamn fuck all of these xenophobic assholes. And your “american made” “support local economies” bullshit is so transparent. It’s 100% about being racist and screwing over brown people. No matter that they are good, enterprising and hard-working people. People that embody the values that are what America is

He totally keeps his socks on during the deed.

Nope. Here’s another one: a sweaty, post-coital Ted Cruz

thanks for that mental image, is it too early for whiskey?

Last I checked,we don’t have a rubber shortage in America. When I was in college we had a machine in the bathroom, you put 50 cents in and voila!

“ended the use of firing squads for executions in 2004”