Let’s nip this one in the bud: filming opposing teams’ sidelines was only legal from designated areas in the stadium, and the Patriots’ tapes were filmed from outside those areas. So argue over how big a violation it was, but it was technically illegal the whole time.

Just to summarize this grammatically tortured post: You’re saying that the main reason a tawdry rumor about Derek Jeter FUCKING A TEAMMATE in the sauna and then submitting to sexual blackmail at the hands of an HIV-positive clubhouse attendant is considered “unbelievable” is because people RESPECT Derek Jeter.

Totally full of shit. No one remembers anything about Gerald Williams.

Word. I have a friend who is planning on a home birth and I know she judges my decision to go to a hospital. With doctors. But I still can’t figure out how that is a bad thing. She also plans to have her placenta made into pills (which has no research base) and her baby wears amber beads to help ease the pain of…

As for me, I’m afraid of gay men because I’m afraid they will see me wearing jeans with white socks. I can’t bear that humiliation.

That’s pretty great that Fetty Wap replaced him without hesitation. That’s my takeaway. The Chris Brown part of the story is par for the course.

Everyone has their kinks

Dolphins are assholes. They attack porpoises for fun. The porpoises aren’t a threat and the dolphins don’t eat them. They just do it because they like to do it.

You have M Night Shyamalan make a movie with that title.

How do you twist “un-rapeable”?