I assume that she will have to wear only NFL licensed concussion protest clothing

EXCUSE HER. Just what is wrong with the Property Brothers?!

Her motivation has always been exactly one thing - taxes. She’s not religious, she’s against the death penalty, she’s not a hawk, etc etc. This actually makes them outliers in their area, a deeply red, deeply religious county/state. She’s kind of a go-with-the-flow sort of person. She and my dad are middle-class…

“She also said that Ted Cruz “looks like there’s something wrong with his face, like a Property Brother.””

There ARE drugs in the bathrooms at Busch Stadium...prefer the coke stall myself.

Growing up, I wasn’t a fan of wrestling for very long, but I never forgot Roddy ruining Halloween for kids. Or Steve McMahon hosting the segment.

Everyone will remember his electric personality from his WWF days and of course, They Live, but he was also fantastic as a washed up wrestler called The Maniac on It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia in “They Gang Wrestles For The Troops.”

Watch a Slovenian Marxist Lacanian critical theorist get all Althusserian while discussing Rowdy Roddy Piper’s They Live. In other words, Piper’s work had depth.

No. No no no. Not Roddy. Please no. God damn it.

Only rec-ing this because he did some of his best heeling in the Bay Area.

I grew up in Hillsboro, the town Rowdy settled down in and where he raised his kids. I never met him or knew anyone who did until the summer after my Senior year in High School, which was during the peak of Degeneration X/the Rock, so I was very much into wrestling but didn’t know much about its past. That summer I…

About 20 years ago, I was working at a car rental agency in an airport when the stars of the WWF show that night came rolling in. Hogan, Roddy, Macho Man, Bigelow....Anyways, they don’t even break character when renting cars. Roddy was acting like he got the best car of the bunch, Macho didn’t like what I was giving…

Accurate.

Weird. The world of professional wrestling is usually so progressive.

Wherever you go when you die, I want to think that Rowdy Roddy Piper walked in like this:

:(