Back when the general consensus was that meanie feminists forced Joss Whedon off Twitter with their witchery, I remember being really pissed off because no one ever acts like women being hateswarmed on Twitter means the Internet needs to go to its room and think about what it’s done. Hell, Cecily Strong deleted her…

From the gifs above, it looked like James’ face was rotating juuuust fine.

Looks like Franklin was fighting with a torn rotator face.

“Ridiculously Huge Dong Remains Undefeated,” seems like the obvious play, right?

You couldn’t have gone with “We managed to get our hands on the Dong video”?

Me when my D&D group says the pizza is on its way.

Give that kid a lightsaber!

Somewhere Napoleon Dynamite approves.

I’m listening. Tell me about your struggles, brother.

Special shout out to Larry Bird. Inventor of the “Slam Dunk”.

I’m a white, mid-twenties, upper/middle class male. I feel that I need a day to feel appreciated in this country.

Can I still hate Cuomo for being a center-right dolt? Please?

Maybe I’m James Franco.