“...being able to shrink to the size of an ant and then command ants to do his bidding, ...That’s the dumbest superhero power ever!”

Matter Eater Lad is the bomb.

Oh suck it up, you whiny little bitches. Life is brutal, disappointing and short. Mom could be drowning her sorrows in tequila instead of dance. Count yourself lucky.

Federer at the end of the match.

OK, its time to admit the DC cinematic universe has finally arrived and its going to drink Marvel’s milkshake. It looks good, and it looks different. Game on.

I’ll give the W the benefit of the doubt. The wedding couple’s musical taste could be discerned from their dj’s list. If a total stranger with Jennifer Hudson’s vocal range stood up and sang a love song at my wedding, chances are that I would be both surprised and happy.

Yeah he lost me there. Charitably, I think Douglas may be reacting to really young male actors, like Zac Efron or Taylor Lautner, who seem like boys cast in grown men roles. I doubt Douglas would question the acting chops of Peter O’Toole, Montgomery Clift, James Dean, or Brando, all whom veered from traditional…

Good for Rosie, she can do a lot better than The View. She can at least land a co-starring spot on an NCISCSISUV procedural until she lands the indie star turn that brings in her back into Oscar contention. Then she gets a major role in Ghostbusters 2 when people remember how funny she can be. Yes, I’m mentally…

Seems to me the judge left plenty of space for him to have a little dialogue, but he was too overwhelmed with emotion for conversation. His constant loud moans “oh my God” didn’t leave much room for a meaningful exchange. She said remembers him fondly as a good person and she hopes he straightens his life out — that’s…

Rocky is not good at deduction. Lt. Raymond Tango, now he would have put it together.

You either die the hero or live long enough to become the guy who trains the hero.

I assume its the old trope of being lost without a father figure in his life, leading to him rebelling against everything, including Apollo’s legacy.

I enjoy him when he plays a villain, monster and/or an antagonist to the lead. He was good as serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer and compelling playing a damaged, tragic character in the North Country. But ever since The Hurt Locker he’s trying to remold himself as a leading man, which mostly hasn’t worked.

Obviously this is a fake out and Ray is going to warg into Rust Cohle.

Total misunderstanding. “John 3:16” is where and when he’s meeting sex partners after the win.

Good for Balvin. He’s showing more integrity than NBC or the numerous d list celebrities begging to be cast on The Apprentice. It’s amazing that someone as racist, sexist, homophobic and just plain ignorant as Trump has a prime time series and an event on television.

Insert joke about Rose McGowan shooting herself in the foot here.

So is this Zune bad or Apple Maps bad?

I wonder if Combs used a pistol.

Chuck Todd has always been this tone deaf. He is a neocon who has convinced himself taking dictation of GOP talking points is journalism. I’ve been waiting for his garbage to catch up to him (Joe Scarborough as well).