@Jeb_Hoge: ROFLMAO! This just HAS to be the COTD. Nothing will ever come close to how funny this is.

@skrooloose: New Lemons team? Team Catfish? Need drivers? :-D

I honestly don't know. If it was a conversion it was very well done. What I do know though, is that it was always parked in the same spot each day. And that same day just a few streets away was a new black on black Lamborghini. Aspen is dripping in wealth so I would guess on the side of it being a real 959 if I had to…

I saw a Porsche 959 on the street in Aspen, CO. back in 2009. I knew they were rare but had no idea just how rare in the USA until now. Interesting to know a little about the history of it being there.

@Bertone77: I thought it might actually be a truck, until I read you guys' comments and took a better look. Definitely agree that it's the convertible rigged for cold weather testing. And as others have said, the cost of that as a truck and it's ability would kill it's sales before it even hit US soil.

@MR2_FTW: I hope he doesn't become like Clarkson is now. I used to like and read everything JC wrote, but now he's just too whiny about Every. Little. Thing. Which is sad because I used to take his opinions seriously about cars. Now I avoid anything with him in it, even TG. Unless it's a special, because then it's a…

Sadly it's because most people don't care about cars the way us guys (& girls) do. To them it's a way of getting from A to B without having to smell P.

I would never pay $40,000 for a kit anything. Certainly not a POS CP like this thing.

@shawzie9: I'm wondering if the gas pedal is actually a gas pedal and not just a foot rest? That would explain the other pedals being out of size, if it was an auto...

@johnnyichiban: Drifting an RC car? Impressive. I can barely get one to go in a straight line...

@izzor: Dude, you just made my day! LOL :-)

Did anyone else read the headline as "U.S. to get next-gen global CANYONERO" ???

Agreed. Even if you were reading this on a tablet, why would you want to change the page to make it look smaller? The old Jalop worked fine on a tablet.

Hmm, it does with me in firefox on Win7. I can hold Ctrl and click the link which goes to a new tab or right click and open in new tab. Is that the issue you meant or something totally different?

I HAVE THE SOLUTION!!!!

Even if it does turn out to be issued by an officer, he probably doesn't have any other paperwork proving he issued the ticket. So it's his word against yours, and with no proof. So I wouldn't pay the ticket, unless I got a letter saying it was real and to pay. In which case pay it then, less hassle in the long run.

I've never been a Corvette fan, what with being from Europe and all. But this is a really nice design. I love the front lights. And the rears give a hint of Ferrari design to them. It takes the 'Vette from the "same old" design it has into a more futuristic look, while still looking like a Corvette.

Happy New Year to all Jalops!

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@Admiral_Awesome: But this is a good step towards it. Once we get the tech to disassemble waste products into their basic molecules, then combine them into new materials, these kinds of printers would technically be replicators.