"Are those... live rounds?"

I would imagine that getting all that resin on your skin would get you high-as-balls.

Until the day comes when he is needed again...

Are we supposed to have hover-boards by that point too? I'm so disappointed in what our future has become.

Well, I've totally lost interest. I could just buy a pair of LA gear.

*cough* Sponsor is an RC drone *cough*

What about the power laces?

I would hope that the human mind can adapt to such changes faster than a fish's.

Well after that half an hour is up, I've got the munchies. It's like I just don't feel like doing anything, even eating when I'm stoned at first.

You can either invent a time machine, or a space craft capable of exceeding the speed of light with a powerful enough telescope lens that could look back upon Earth.

Huh... your Earth-drilling machine looks a lot like a windowless van.

After I smoke pot my stomach feels somewhat upset. I don't feel like eating anything for about a half hour or more. Anyone else get this?

We do! I always put a little cardboard crutch, especially when passing a joint.

I'm a little confused. Do modern Africans have genetic material from Neanderthal? I was under the impression that Neanderthal lived only in Europe and West Asia. I know there were Denisovans living in both Africa and Europe, so perhaps African Homo Sapiens interbred with them. And where do East Asians and Indigenous…

"It's tattooed Earth" Great metaphor. Like a tattoo, removing it will be painful and expensive. It always shocks me how much money and effort is spent keeping people separate.

Life Goal: Being apart of a "Crack-Team" of anything.

I laugh at all of these products, but I have a friend who is stupid enough to buy all of this sh!t.

I've always loved the ODST Helmet. Call me crazy but I've always liked ODST more than the Spartans.

Isn't Chipotle owned by McDonalds?