$1,500. lol go fuck yourself Cam. Paris to Charlotte. That is a 9 hour 20 min flight.

Could you be more specific?

“Nor will he comment on the LA thing.”

When one team has 39 shots and the other team has 2, I think there’s a bit of talent disparity at non-goalie positions as well.

This is going to keep happening until some of these fucks go to jail for manslaughter.

He’s a billionaire. They banned him for a year and fined him $500k. That’s less than what he made from the start of the 2nd half until he got kicked out. I hope the union has a fucking field day with this shit in the negotiations for the next CBA.

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!

If I am on the receiving end of a no-hitter, I am trying to break up said no-hitter by any means necessary.  I don’t care if we are losing 25-0, I am trying to break up the no-no whether it be a bunt, a bloop, or a blast.  There is none of this giving up to give the other team a no-hitter garbage that most people…

I don’t really understand this one. They’re upset that they bunted to break up a no-hitter. But they failed to defend the batter from hitting the ball with his bat and getting on base. Does a no-hitter feel good if you know the opponent didn’t actually try to get a hit?

I mean, Double-A is basically the bush league, so...

Baseball: Where it’s totally not cool to do your job to try and beat someone else in the game you’re playing, but it’s absolutely fine to throw a projectile at someone’s face if they watched their home run for too long that one time 10 months ago.

Not to be all “get off my lawn,” but this is entirely his fault - he should have called “behind you” to his fellow kitchen worker, instead he created a situation where he had to bail out a teammate as a result of his own malfeasance. All I see here is a showboating glory boy. 

If you start your sentence with, “Back in my day...” you better finish it with, “...is not a great indicator of how things should be because we had casual racism and sexism and threw trash out car windows like a bunch of damn idiots.”

Breaking

arrr ‘tis true, the sight of gold drives many a Pirate mad

I think it’s her complete lack of concern for the guy she just drilled in the face that really caps it.

As a U.S. Liverpool/Dortmund fan, I’m very happy with this.

Ah, but he left himself a loophole: flatly deny ever having done the first thing. Even when someone plays you a video of yourself doing Thing A, claim that you never did Thing A, because Thing Negative A is clearly the correct answer and you would never have done anything else.

I wonder how nervous he was that Omarosa would just show up and record a bunch of conversations but he wouldn’t be able to pick her out of the crowd. 

I love that he has to keep serving fast food because everyone made fun of him for it once, and he is constitutionally incapable of allowing even the implication he might have been wrong by serving better food now.