I’m not going to argue what is and isn’t funny and what is and isn’t clever.

The landing gear is practically tucked up by the time it passes this spot, wow!

My favorite part was how Walcott took himself out of the play by starting his celebration early.

Here’s a great alternate angle:

Yeah but you can’t blame Dortmund for not selling him. They made a great run to the Champions League final with him.

I watched this video a number of times and it took a while to figure out what the hell he did. A quick search found me a nice example:

Most humor is built upon a preconceived idea being setup, and then at some point being changed. Thus, at the delight and surprise of the audience, a joke occurs. In your case you seem to think that all jokes are “bait-and-switches”. You see a comedian as a fraudster, telling stories that serve no real purpose other…

RIP # 54. You were too white for this world.

How do we know the Minion wasn’t the one to push her out in the first place? WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

As many people who are going to say "why did you let him drive off the parking lot," the guy actually did the right thing. What do we expect him to do, get in front of the Jeep? I know I wouldn't do that. Not when I know the guy is drunk.

Seems to me if you wanted to avoid spoilers, you shoulda stayed off a SPORTS website. Contributory negligence, brah.

Germany? Bavarian beers > Czech beers. But it's a fight where everyone wins.

"I'm not some kind of beer-rocket scientist."

Going to jump in here and say I was not terrified of this octopus at any point. I would unleash hell on its dumb face if it decided to come out of the water.

Actually I would say the defender pulling Rui down by the neck is actually what caused the free kick.

You people are doing something wrong. In my 29 years of earth, I have never had a gun pulled on me, in a road situation or otherwise.