I love my state some days... *wipes a tear away from his eye*

I played it at the Rio, and it is EPIC! I think the minimum bid is fifty cents, so plan accordingly. Not only does it have a ton of bonuses, it has random mini bonuses with multipliers that will trigger as well. It is a Huge machine, and on one of them, the reels expand all the way to the top. Don’t be surprised if…

What are you even saying? OF COURSE that’s heaven! I’m going to see the Britney show in a couple of weeks and am extremely excited, so I’ll be tracking down the slot machine too. She’s always been a guilty pleasure of mine (not that I really consider any of my pleasures “guilty”) and I can’t wait to see her.

right? “friends” who demand or expect money and gifts from you are not real friends. Friendship isn’t some zero sum game. Also these comments... do people not understand the concept of a gift? lot of entitled douchecanoes lurking around here, yeesh.

This isn’t trolling. This is an example of how Target should handle complaints. When people believe stupid shit, they need to be called on it, not coddled.

Thank you for the option to vote: “I would eat an Arby’s sandwich but I would not have sex with Paul Brown”

No. No we do not.

At the very least, get the fuck out of LA. If you have a problem hearing Spanish, it is not the place for you (and hasn’t been for a couple centuries).

Make a note, anti-Spanish people: The US has no official language. It’s a fact. Also, if you have a problem with people speaking Spanish, you should probably leave California, and maybe just go ahead and leave the US altogether. Lots and lots of people speak Spanish here, probably because a huge portion of this…

Try Banks, similar ethereal electro r&b

I know I am totally missing the point of this very important and serious post, but - CHUCK SCHUMER AND AMY SCHUMER ARE COUSINS???

You know what, I’m going to copy&paste a really good post I saw on Tumblr. Not my words, but I wish they were because they are so right.

OMG, seriously? I’m pee-shy, but not poop shy. It’s not good to hold that in. I just wait until you leave to get out of the stall after pooping so I can retain my anonymity ;)

It’s actually not as hard as you would think. I clinic escort usually one or two Saturdays a month (I’ve actually been inactive for a couple, and need to get back to it) but you end up focusing on the woman [and, in the South, often girl] that you are escorting. Answering questions, telling them they are okay and…

I would never make a good clinic escort (there's no PP/women's clinic in my town) because I would not be able to restrain myself from smacking this woman in the picture, for several reasons, and then I would go to jail.

Caterina yanked up her dress and screamed, “Kill them. I can make more.”

I wish PP could sell donated tissue. Like, sell it for profit. They’d be a lot better off, fiscally, and insulated from radicalized legislators who keep trying to fuck over women’s health.

I don’t drink Coke of any kind, because it is gross but I will make a stand for Aspartame every time when it is up against pseudoscience!

Seek help.