Thank you for the option to vote: “I would eat an Arby’s sandwich but I would not have sex with Paul Brown”

No. No we do not.

At the very least, get the fuck out of LA. If you have a problem hearing Spanish, it is not the place for you (and hasn’t been for a couple centuries).

Make a note, anti-Spanish people: The US has no official language. It’s a fact. Also, if you have a problem with people speaking Spanish, you should probably leave California, and maybe just go ahead and leave the US altogether. Lots and lots of people speak Spanish here, probably because a huge portion of this…

Try Banks, similar ethereal electro r&b

I know I am totally missing the point of this very important and serious post, but - CHUCK SCHUMER AND AMY SCHUMER ARE COUSINS???

You know what, I’m going to copy&paste a really good post I saw on Tumblr. Not my words, but I wish they were because they are so right.

OMG, seriously? I’m pee-shy, but not poop shy. It’s not good to hold that in. I just wait until you leave to get out of the stall after pooping so I can retain my anonymity ;)

It’s actually not as hard as you would think. I clinic escort usually one or two Saturdays a month (I’ve actually been inactive for a couple, and need to get back to it) but you end up focusing on the woman [and, in the South, often girl] that you are escorting. Answering questions, telling them they are okay and…

I would never make a good clinic escort (there's no PP/women's clinic in my town) because I would not be able to restrain myself from smacking this woman in the picture, for several reasons, and then I would go to jail.

I wish PP could sell donated tissue. Like, sell it for profit. They’d be a lot better off, fiscally, and insulated from radicalized legislators who keep trying to fuck over women’s health.

I don’t drink Coke of any kind, because it is gross but I will make a stand for Aspartame every time when it is up against pseudoscience!

Seek help.

All hail Aspartame!

Oof, yes. What kills me is that this tends to be posted by folks whose politics preclude them from voting for, y’know, any other measures that might support the economically disadvantaged or those whose financial and social challenges prevent them from seeing raising a child to term as remotely possible? Arrrrrrgh.

Exactly! And if it offsets my costs? Hell fucking yes!

I’ve been wondering the same thing...especially in light of the recent report that said 95% of women do not regret having an abortion.

I started to go through that, then I stopped because it was ruining my day

Because our unwanted, aborted, fetuses are being donated to research for the public good, not in the hazardous waste trash can we assumed! I am fucking BETRAYED!