these low-rise jeans demand confidence, strategy—and let’s be honest, some crunches
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Sometimes a girl just gets bloated, y’all. Maybe it’s just PMS or she had a beer last night or something.
Our tortie is now too creaky and old to jump high enough to reach those delicious bouquets. But she longs.
Things my cats would do at a wedding:
Oh no! I hope your day improves. I am planning on exercising myself out of a funk that I’ve been wallowing in all day. I just have to safely walk past the drug store on my way to and from dance class, without going in and buying an armload of sugarsnacks...
That brand has had so many damn safety recalls but I am not going to front for a second that I’m not craving some Nutty Bars right now.
Well, Little Debbie’s been doing a pretty brisk business for what, eighty years? So, I’d say you only have to be of average intelligence to keep eating something that makes you sick.
Both of mine did that with daffodils over Easter, but I couldn’t figure out right off what was making them sick. I was cleaning the litter box and I found long stalks of plants in there the same way I found tinsel in the dog’s poo the time he found the christmas decorations and made the connection. Plants are…
I mean...alcohol....
Ha, cats really are so stupid for such smart creatures.
This is why I like dogs.....they’ll still keep eating things that make them sick, but it’s a helluva lot easier to hide things from them.
Yup, sounds like a cat.
Well, not physically there, but they were a part of it in cardboard cutout form (and as mentioned in a previous post, cake topper form as well)!
Yes and no. We got our fur babies the day after our wedding. We were in the process of adopting when we realized having a kitten in the middle of a wedding would be stressful for the little one, but we had to bring him home asap. We spent the day after the wedding kitten-proofing the place to bring our little Oreo…
“I find it particularly ironic...that the anti-abortion community would choose to use one of the staples of murder, actual bombs, to spread their pro-life message.”
And thus concludes today’s Very Important Math Lessons brought to you by Sipowitz. Thank you, kind professor.
The only thing I'm not ok with is the minor nature of the injury.
Kara, I’ll thank you kindly not to report such blatant lies like this: