I’m glad you made it out of the relationship and the procedure alive. Do you live somewhere with horrible access to a Planned Parenthood or other doctor?

Aaaaand here’s Susan Boyle wearing a Native American headdress at a music festival.

I don’t regret mine. Especially since I ended my relationship with my ex and finally realized how abusive and controlling he was (told me he’d never marry me until I was less than 130 pounds. He monitored everything I ate and the 80 lbs I lost in the span of a few months still wasn’t enough for him). I don’t regret…

Yeah, I'm not even mad. I love Hoda, too.

YES omg the worst, thank you

Yes. YES. Can we PLEASE make this a thing. I’d put a straw in everything if I could. I hate hate hate getting my upper lip wet asjkdflk

My husband is a closet Hoda fan. I think he might love Hoda more than he loves me.

I got married in a black dress (much to the dismay of my religious mother-in-law), but if my husband and I ever renew our vows, I want THIS ONE.

It’s a little known courtship display of the Homo sapiens idiotus. Educate yourselves.

FINALLY. Ugh.

In a word: NO.

Imaan is so beautiful it’s painful.

I’m sorry the ‘80s, they weren’t fun for everybody, clearly.

How much y’all wanna bet she “jokingly” called him the n-word at some point.

Hi, my name is Alex. (Hi, Alex.) ... and I am an Eat24 addict.

I love this show with all my heart, but... it’s possible to overdo it with guest stars, right?

iirc he’s bff with Khloe. WHOSE SIDE WILL KHLOE PICK

I’ll have to refer you back to my original comment - I’ve never seen the show, so unfortunately I rely on second-hand information, which according to you and other commenters is not exactly accurate in her characterization. :(

I’m a poor so I don’t have kable and kan’t watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but from what I read on Jez, Kourtney has always seemed chill and sweet, SO FUCK THIS FOOL.

I can’t argue with your reasoning. I retract my correction.