I think it’s when they hit that level of drunk, or maybe have slightly sobered up, where they think “oh shit, I’m really wasted. Oh shit, did I really just do X stupid thing? FLEEEEE.”
I stomp over to the floral section, which is near the bakery, grab two dozen roses, and yell to the manager “I’m walking out of here with these, I’m not paying, and you useless cunts know why”.
This is unrelated to the topic at hand, but speaking of Marvins - because I discovered that thread too late to post on it - I had a real actual Marvin at my wedding. Our good friend Marvin, (semi) affectionately known as the Birdman for his habit of drinking too much Wild Turkey and getting out of control.
A+ punning, would groan again.
*envelopes
Whoo, high five for no backbone!! ;)
Let's be honest- so were my husband and I. Civil ceremony would have done is fine, but his mom would have murdered us.
I feel you, it’s going to be hard to separate their characters!
Haha yikers... I can’t even imagine. Our wedding was super tiny, so word got around fast. It was just a bit irritating, I’m worried about gotdamn cupcakes and people are complaining because they’re hungry. My wedding was set for 3pm, halfway between lunch and dinner, y’all shouldn’t be hungry!!
Of course we did! All like... 25 of them.
Yeah, she’s great. Everyone was getting antsy because we were waiting. My mother-in-law was like- “Come on, everyone’s hungry, let’s start!” I told her that sounds like a personal problem for everyone else, are they here to see us get married or eat?!
Had to delay my wedding ceremony almost an hour and a half because my friend who went to pick up my cake/cupcakes made the lady do them over while she watched. Apparently she’d just smeared icing on the top of the cupcakes (no cute swirl) and didn’t add the decorations my friend had asked (and paid!) for.
Of course it’s going to be a big issue. I never said it wouldn’t be. I was only speaking on behalf of myself, not others.
I find it very hard to be outraged or angry about what these women are doing, especially since they’re technically not breaking any laws. I see them as doing what all mothers do - trying to secure the best future possible for their children. And if they feel that an education and life in the US is it, then fuck it.
Uuuugggghh, reminds me of when my coworkers all go on this three week cleanse. None of what you mentioned, and no chile either. Made ordering lunch for the office a bitch. They’d also drink this special “cleansing” tea and eat next to nothing and then marvel about how they’d lost 5 pounds and how their body was…
I’m in love with Coco. Seriously. Her boobs and ass may be fake, but she seems like a real sweetheart. Be my friend, Coco!
Patting myself on the back for my <$1,000 wedding. Backyard weddings ftw!
Nope! I have coworkers that do, who will load up their huge purses and cart them off to the bathroom like that’s more discrete and we don’t all know what they’re up to anyways. I’ll just grab one out of my purse and either pocket it or just straight out carry it in my hand down the hall.