We go through this routine every holiday when someone in my house gets flowers. No matter how high up we put them or where we hide them, she’ll track ‘em down and eat til she pukes.

Would have been cute to have our cat in our wedding (my husband pulled her out of the engine of a car, he loves her so much but she hates him with a fiery passion), but she would have just eaten all the flowers and thrown up everywhere.

Probably unpopular opinion - I’m happy for Perez. Hopefully this means he has grown as a person? Having children changes you, right? Right??

There’s a biiiiiig difference in refusing to sell alcohol and tobacco for religious reasons vs. refusing someone medical care to women or service because they are gay because of “religious reasons.”

So much truth in one sentence...

Karma’s a bitch.

Ooh, I wish he would. One less moron in this world.

Any plans to stop in North Carolina?

That bear looks Coachella as fuck

Oh god, #4, I agree wholeheartedly. The Chines restaurant scene? UGH. The game "console" itself looks like a pulsating, flesh-colored placenta (complete with umbilical cord), the pod "trout farm," etc., etc.

eXistenZ is my husband's favorite movie. I've seen it more time than I have fingers and toes.

My husband will eat corn straight from the can. Just open it and eat it, juice and all.

oh ok

Couldn't have said it better myself...

Did she build a TARDIS with her Legos?!

She's only 4. :/ She got confused when I tried to explain that the little girl her mom is about to give birth to will be her sister, not her cousin. After 5 minutes of back and forth, she looked at me with a :| face and goes "I don't care," and went back to her princess castle.

My boyfriend was considering something from that line initially, since yeah, it's pink, but after I gave him the side-eye we found something much better~

My ex could knit really well. I have never been able to get the hang of it. I can crochet like a mofo, but I can NOT knit. But he could, and he got the same reactions as your SO. When we'd go to yarn stores, the cashiers would ask what I was making with the armful of yarn HE held, and I'd be like no, I'm not…

Right?! My boyfriend (her uncle) wants to get her into science at an early age, hence the space shuttle. But I think she's already too far gone into princesses...