Thanks for weighing in!

I can’t wait for Margot’s movie.

here’s the list of products her makeup artist uses “sometimes”:

You know? I’m with Alicia Keys on this. I think it’s important for there to be women out there—especially famous women who are valued, in large part, for their beauty—who are deliberately NOT wearing makeup, and who are talking about the cultural implications of that publicly. It doesn’t really bother me that, okay,…

Alicia’s response: “I do what the fuck I want.”

Can we just kill this entire movie instead?

Brett Ratner said “I think [RottenTomatoes] is the destruction of our business.”

I both agree with Page Six and think it’s shitty. I 100% find them cloying and OTT (always like her roles though.) And I roll my eyes whenever I glimpse their interviews.

Stories can be any length. In fact, the scariest story in the world is sixteen words long:

it’s.......both...............

The Page Six story suggests you might be in the majority.

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are the undisputed champs of over-sharing. I know more about baby Luna than my own child.

I’m probably going to be in the minority here, but I can’t stand Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. I like Kristen as an actress, but her personality rubs me the wrong way. Dax just creeps me out.

Brad Pitt has never had his own personality, only the personality of whoever he is sleeping with. He absorbs it. Countdown to finding out Brad is shtupping a Bon Iver-loving, pot-smoking sculptress who wears a lot of plaid.

Brad Pitt has a reputation for being incredibly kind and down to earth. I find Angelina Jolie boring (and their relationship reeeeaaaally boring). Also I find Angelina creepy AF.

They are pretty people that have been told they are pretty their whole lives. They would be dull and mean; the worst combination. That said, still would bone brad till the cows came home. I knew I was gay after watching “Troy”

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie bore me.

My number one rule with exes: You can never go back

cordial conversations is going to be the name of my new podcast all about fancy drinks.