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The fuck are you on about.

Well yes, that was the spin at the time. But the reality (at least the one I read about) was that he had also got jilted before Bening and was experiencing a tiny bit of insecurity..

I read somewhere (I think on a profile of Madonna shortly after her fling with Beaty(?)) that he and Annette had a lunch date and he said in the first few minutes that he wanted to settle down and have kids and she said ‘sure’. I don’t ever recall hearing it was an amazing love story or particularly touching

How anyone could fuck Gene Simmons is beyond me.

A friend told me he applied to be WB’s personal assistant, but declined because

He didn’t settle. Annette Bening was THE thing at the time and the media spun it that he had finally met the most intelligent, witty, beautiful and talented woman who was his perfect match.

Just stopping by to show some love for Katey Sagal.

Warren Beatty still had it when they got together. They met on Bugsy, I believe. His career was hot and so was he. I think theirs is an exceptionally rare case of him really falling for her. Besides, in Hollywood and even in normal life, plenty of washed up old men sadly ARE able to keep on womanizing.

Absolutely. If I had to guess, he hit 50 and realized he couldn’t be banging women and staying out partying till dawn forever. Even in Hollywood, he would have become a pervy, gross stereotype.

I thought she was telling us that used her dad’s career as a stepping stone or maybe that he’s just a footnote in her career?

I think you are safer when the guy is old like Annette’s husband was. I won’t type his name because I think she is far superior to him.

It’s the Annette Benning vs. Denise Richards debate. Women who fall in love with habitual womanizers often believe they’re going to be Annette Benning whereas they end up being the Denise Richards in the long run. The former is the rare reception (usually because the guy decides to settle down with whomever he’s with

(Not that this matters at all and yes I am old but ...) Holy hell. I actually recognized every name in this edition of the Dirt Bag. Did not have to look up any of them.

Kim K probably has a stylist at arm’s length all the time who fixes her hair and touches up her make-up before every oh so spontaneous selfie

I just feel like Brit’s hair was never naturally very abundant, plus years of bleaching, styling damage, product has most likely weakened it further. Kim has always had a buttload of hair, it has always looked healthy (sans that platinum bob), and it’s probably fairly long even without the Cher extensions.

Can we have a real talk about Britney’s hair without it being seen as body snarking or mean? I know every female celebrity pretty much has extensions, but why are Brit’s so obvious? It’s like she has a layer of real hair and then a very obvious layer of extensions underneath. Why don’t they blend together better?

At least Katy Sagal traded up when it came to marrying Kurt Sutter who wrote a bad-ass if not likeable character for her. Gene Simmons even got owned by children on the UK reality show “Rock School” which I think I was the only person who watched.

I pretty much figured this was going on when I saw Fox News gleefully reporting that her special was getting low ratings. It’s not a secret that online communities organize to rig ratings, or that some trolls really dislike Amy Schumer.

Jesus Christ, such EFFORT. I don’t like Amy Schumer, so I a.) don’t watch her and b.) don’t watch her. I don’t build fucking bots to down vote her projects. Who the fuck has time for that?!? I barely have time to get five hours of sleep before I have to haul my dead ass out of bed for work.

Okay. Well, I watched it and thought it sucked because it just wasn’t funny.