I kinda feel like I got that dark-haired tough-gal thing goin’ on... ;)

I’m so mad that Kinja won’t let me post pictures, because this one says what I want to say:

Another jealous one here.

When Lisa Rinna is all silly and upbeat on RHOBH she’s a blast. But then she gets gossipy and makes trouble, especially for herself. She never learned to stop wildly speculating about other people’s health and spreading rumors, which always turns out bad.

Man, Tony Bourdain has a type, doesn’t he?

That accent is hilarious. She wants us to think she’s a global citizen. It’s just another role she plays.

I just knew Jolie’s first post split movie press would be totally over the top as usual. She can’t just premiere a film. She has to eat spiders, drag out the entire brood, shut down most of Cambodia, be honored by the leader of the country and pretend she’s high brow by going to the BBC to talk about her FAMILY (™).

Jolie’s interview with the BBC is worth watching just for the lols. She now has a faux continental accent (I know she speaks French) that moves back and forth depending on the subject and how well she has rehearsed for it. In short, she was so thirsty.

Oh, Lisa Rinna. You are so exhausting for so many reasons.

Poor Angelina Jolie. The rousing round of applause showed Brad Pitt got Hollywood in the divorce, which must feel grossly unfair.

Remember her birthday in Aspen?

I couldn’t believe how much Maher was kissing Milo’s ass. Cements the idea i’ve always had that Maher is a star-fucker and that over rides his morals. He doesn’t mind that right wingers have power, and their horrible ideas are/will hurt people. As long as they’ll come on his show and the money keeps coming in.

Wilmore’s show format so closely mirrored Maher’s format, so you can immediately see the contrast between how diverse the former’s show was in comparison to the latter’s endless parade of whites and men. I’ve even clocked the frequency with which Maher is far more likely to interrupt his female guests... unless finds…

I had no idea who Malcolm Nance before I watched the clip, but he deserves all the cherries

It kills me that Larry lost his show and Bill will probably have his until he dies or retries. Television viewers have no taste.

The thing about Bill Maher that’s always killed me is how pissy he gets when the audience doesn’t laugh at his jokes. He always lashes out and accuses them of being too PC and liberal, but Louis CK and South Park are proof positive that liberals are more than happy to laugh at an off color joke so long as it’s…

He was the best. And then Nance added the cherry on the top.

Well, at least Larry Wilmore was there to (verbally) smack him around like the bitch he is.....

there is literally no outrage or snark in this blog i love isabelle huppert and she also frightens me

But does he tap dance while he does it?