This. I have a thick college ruled notebook out, and I’ve got my trusty number 2 pencils ready, and I’m ready to go to town. Yeah, I got shit-list waiting to happen, world. Wanna fight about it? I’ve already got another one with the businesses I’m boycotting. I’m ready.

To the entertainment world, accept that invitation and you will be dead to me. I’ll never watch, buy, or listen to anything by you ever again.

I have never seen a single human being work so hard to obliterate their reputation as a charismatic sex symbol.

No “self regulating mechanism?” Well, Jennifer Aniston said Brad was missing an “sensitivity chip.”

Yes. I’m sensing that her health struggles (combined with whatever else is going on in the careening trajectory of her high-profile life) have propelled Angelina into some version of the Kanye Zone.

I love Rooney, but don’t care at all for her sister Kate.

So my partner and I were discussing her attitude/behavior. At 19 or 20 she was charming and refreshing and “regular.” Ya know.. she wasn’t all hollywood and she tripped and was imperfect and it was cute. But she hasn’t grown up at all and she’s not 20 anymore and it’s not charming. She’s an adult asshole now.

But if you’re still jonesing for Resting JLaw Acting Face, create your own homebrew version by standing in front of a mirror and trying to remember the last eleven places you put your car keys.

But if you’re still jonesing for Resting JLaw Acting Face, create your own homebrew version by standing in front of a mirror and trying to remember the last eleven places you put your car keys.

I wanted to slap her for that. How dismissive and flippant she was about it.

Between this and Jennifer Lawrence’s blatant desecration of a sacred Hawaiian space during filming, yeah fuck this movie.

I love Eileen. I have a soft spot for her from watching soap operas when I was younger.

Dorit is so disgusting. She deserves her nasty sweaty husband. What awful people. As if a woman not wearing underwear is such a shocking thing. Also go Eileen! I always have a soft spot for her. She seems like a sweet, supportive friend.

Collateral Beauty sounds like one of Jenna Maroney’s hilariously bad side projects on 30 Rock - a cheesy flick would only be shown on eastbound Amtrak trains or something.

......sooooooo I really need for this to not be a movie about middle-class blonde white women in danger in a “brown” global south country...because, you know, racism and xenophobia literally puts latinx people in danger...and as much as I know I haven’t seen this movie (nor do I plan on seeing it), and it could very…

Amy Schumer has loads of problematic stuff about her but her worst sin is being painfully unfunny.

Can’t wait to not watch this

News flash: you can feel uncomfortable kissing someone who is married (even though it’s your job, which makes me think Jennifer has a bit of a ‘men will fall in love with me no matter what I do’ complex) and still be a shitty person.

Best line of Deadpool: “...wanna get fucked up?”

I didn’t really think Kanya and Kim were going to divorce (yet), but Cheban’s post now has me convinced it’s going to happen any minute.