I dig it!  I remember these things were pretty quick and definitely uncommon - even when new.  Good call.

Not minty enough to command this kind of price.  Too shady to provide mileage to boot?  CP

Why even write this article?  Everyone knows he’s a complete moron and that he invents his own reality.  No need to explain how he’s wrong.

My replies never get approved.  NP

...and what qualifies the seller to do this extensive mod work?  I’d always be worried about the floor falling out or the engine starting on fire or the gauges ceasing to work.  CP

Hope this new van helps their drivers to stop blasting thru my neighborhood like PCP-raging assholes.

Why on God’s green earth is this thing an automatic?!?  Sacrilege.  CP

I always thought GM should have kept the Saturn brand alive and killed off Buick instead. I will never be convinced that Buick isn’t just for old farts. The Chinese love Buicks, though, so put a ‘W’ in the China column for that one.

Automatic? GTFO 

If you needed a big family hauler on the cheap, you could easily sell the wheels and peel the decals off. With just a hair over 100k miles, this is would be reliable transport for a long while yet.  NP

Photoshopping every photo looks like the seller is trying to hide something.  Shady.  CP

I guess the seats don’t recline, since it’s all one piece.   Small oversight

I’m 100% onboard with everything you said here. The market NEEDS something that looks different. My ‘18 Highlander is very functional, but it’s such a boring turd to look at. I’d totally go for one of these TJ’s instead.

Crack Pipe - Just because I hate when dealers don’t state the odometer mileage. It’s just shady. Next, please.

Someone else’s project blah blah... and CP because too douchy/ricey to be seen around town in.  I don’t like Red Bull.

Sorry, I didn’t even read your commentary, Rob. This one is an instant crack pipe at ANY price. The poor car is reserved for posers that like being the butt of every joke for some strange reason.

CP.  It doesn’t have Corinthian leather

Will Serena Williams personally deliver it to my house?

Why call him a ‘supervillain’?  He’s just an asshole.

I agree the seller is kind of a dick. CP. He can keep it.