All riiiggghhhht. Now there's a man that knows how to give a speech on various topics.

Look at you, workin' that asparagus.

Allllllll right, now there's a man who knows a thing or two about creating truly memorable characters who hopefully show up in the eventual movie!

Alllll right, now there's a man who knows how to glower menacingly.

Alllll right, now there's a man who knows how to read a script.

Allll right, now there's a woman who knows how to put on a vest.

Alllll right, now there's woman who knows a thing or two about taking to the pen.

Allll right, now there's a man who knows how to create a shirt in a shape resembling a T.

Alllll right, now there's a couple that really knows how to drink beverages.

Alllll right, now there's a man who really knows how to wear a garish tie.

Alllll right, now there's a person who knows how to use video editing software.

Allllll right, now there's a man who knows exactly how to pitch himself.

I'm sorry, miss Jackson. You aren't for real.

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Wait, this has Brosnan's light drollery in it? I will seek it out in rental form then.

Russell Dalrymple.

Also, Lake Bell, who is always very good even in total shit movies.

"I've got a big Texas belt buckle!"

Paisanos from Seinfeld. I love calzones and that oven was insane it just seemed like they would come out amazing.