I liked that time he forced a better shortstop to play third base for the rest of his career.

Ok seriously, Josh smokes weed. Maybe not even anymore! Who knows. But no he can’t play.

You forgot the dash. We know who would get the best of a 3-1 series.

The NBA should’ve cancelled the traditional playoff format and had the Cavs and Warrios play a best of 31.

But the EMALS!

“Oh sure! Now they are incompetent.”

Lebron vs Jordan 1 on 1, Lebron all day

He’s an interior run-stopper who can’t rush the passer. Basically makes him a one- or two-down player, which has little value in today’s (pass-happy) NFL.

30-45 minutes of driving is a big yes. 30-45 minutes, where 25-38 minutes is spent inching along one six mile stretch of highway in bumper to bumper traffic is hell.

Dude. If someone’s kid is in the NICU you are allowed to expect not a fucking thing from them. Their brand new kid is hooked up to a bunch of stuff. It’s terrifying. If they never thank you suck it up and hope like hell you never have to deal with what they were dealing with. You did a good thing. You don’t do good…

Unlimited PTO is just a way of eliminating employees asking to use their vacation days. More often than not Unlimited policies lead to a decrease in vacation day usage overall, and increase in working while on those days off for those that do take them.

Its just a big way for the employer to screw the employee while…

You don’t owe your company shit. Take your time off. If they can’t find someone to fill your role while you’re gone that’s entirely their problem. If they threaten to fire you for taking the time off then you shouldn’t want to work for them anyway as they apparently do not respect you or your personal life.

Come on, this is bullshit. Irsey hired Decker because he can use his Green Beret connections to get the best heroin from Afghanistan.

Okay, so are you ready for the punchline?

Does the suicide trick work for library fines, too?

Deputy Register shall not be long unemployed. His now-public resume will attract regional interest, assuming he is also stellar at overciting Yankee motorists.

That’s playing “Go Fish” and repeatedly saying “Do you have any spades?”.

“BUT BLACKS ARE JUST ARRESTED MORE CUZ THEY’RE THE ONES DOING THE CRIMES!” - Your idiot friend on Facebook, probably

For context of how shocking the 44/47 arrest figure is, Banks County is 93% white.

"The car has had two transmission rebuilds and two engine rebuilds"