I.... think I need a drink after reading that.

Chiller is the worst.

Counterpoint: Max Payne is the best because he’s so unintentionally hilarious. I was definitely looking for Sam Fisher somewhere on this list, though.

I lost a shitload of hard drive data, so I’m replaying Sniper Elite 3, since it’s a game I know I haven’t played since the data cutoff date. 

Yeah, but Paratroopa would have made that same shot.

Literally the only positive thing about Indiana is that everyone on I65 goes like 80 mph.

Same here. Welp, guess work isn’t going to go so well tomorrow *pours shot of whiskey*

90% of the cops in the area I live in drive a Charger, so their taillights are super easy to spot.

Counterpoint: Al Franken’s joke campaign about ATM fees in “Why Not Me” could not possibly be worse than 4 years of Trump.

Well stated, but I will say that there are some unconventional strategies that can work, but are incredibly unfun to play alongside. It really sucks being in a 1v2 situation for an extended period of time.

Northwestern was a host school to the first NCAA tournament, but has never been invited.

This is really weird, because I had an academic scholarship that was explicitly a dollar amount you were allotted to spend in the school bookstore. This rule makes no sense.  

Honestly, if he finishes the season averaging a triple double, I don’t see how anyone else wins. It’s too boring to just give it to Lebron every year, and Russell Westbrook is basically carrying them. He puts the team on his back, doe.

I was going to do the same joke, but with kamchatka from a gas station.

If you time it just right, you can synch the triangle offense up to The Wizard of Oz.

He’s OP if you have a person controlling him in Blacktop in NBA 2k, though, so he’ll always have that.

I’m sorry, but New York is not one of the world’s best cities. It is absurdly overrated. It’s expensive and/or dirty, depending on where you are. Parking is impossible, despite the relatively robust public transportation. It’s surrounded by toxic rivers and a toxic harbor. It’s better than it used to be, but that’s…

Screwing cousins is something Washington fans are very good at.

I can tell you from personal experience that Roger Penske is a dick, so I don’t mind any Penske cars getting punished for cheating.