Bring back WC3 as an esport. I would watch that all day.

It’s kind of pathetic when random pro players offer more earnest sounding apologies than the people running for president.

At my college, their equivalent was the Wingless Angels. They vacillated between stupid bullshit and brilliant social commentary.

Probably the people that live there and have no means to leave.

Of course, the jury isn’t going to mentally make such distinctions.

My old college club ultimate frisbee club is named “discs out for Harambe.” I have rarely been prouder, despite never having played ultimate frisbee outside of high school gym class.

I’ve pre-ordered exactly one game before it was in full access, and that was Kerbal Space Program back when it was like $15. I regret nothing. That is an amazing game and I have spent an absurd amount of time on it.

But see, that’s almost exactly the author’s point. That the ideal policeman is different from the reality. That these people are role-playing as the ideal, not the actual, and that thoughts about that disconnect are almost inherent to anyone with a connection to modern America.

I think it’s one of those things where you have to treat them mentally as two separate games. The story mode is all about the story of how WWI was a horrific waste of life for no particular reason, while the multiplayer is where go to blow off some steam and some heads with your friends. It would be kind of jarring if…

I remember one of the loading screens on Guitar Hero 2 or 3 said “24 minute freeform jazz odysseys are not okay”

Then again, there are like 12 minute metal songs, and one of the hardest parts about Through the Fire and the Flames is that it’s like 8 goddamn minutes long.

Unfortunately, Texas is actually reasonably important enough to our economy that we have to keep it.

Florida, Alabama, Missouri

I think it’s actually a federal law that highlight montages for video games are required to have shitty music unless they’re run by Kotaku.

I’m a fan of the F-22 myself. Plane description read like that spoof Lee-Sin intro video Riot Games did a few years back.

I was surprised at first that they were concerned with growing property values, since lower property values means lower property taxes, but I suppose if you just plan on selling the thing anyway it would be important to make a profit on it.

It wouldn’t be the first time someone’s called for help after getting dominated by Kobe.

The only good thing about Indiana is that you can drive through most of it quickly. Except for, back when I was in the area, this depressingly empty highway with a 55mph limit that was pretty strictly enforced up near Fort Wayne.

The world has moved on. If you ever meet a 12 year old named Jake, whatever you do, don’t start traveling with him.

St. Tim the Inaccurate. Patron Saint of shitty quarterbacks.

“many” and “most” mean very similar things. I can see how you might be confused if you don’t know what words mean.