The Madden ‘17 one actually happened to me and a friend a weekend or so ago.

Early on, you’re basically just recreating North Korea’s missile creation attempts.

This is the only game I ever bought at early access, and I do not regret it at all. It’s pretty amazing.

Adventurers hate him!

You’ve never held a minimum wage job, have you?

What you did there. I see it.

I think the scariest moment I ever had when swapping out the suspension on my car was using one of those old spring compressors. I needn’tve worried, those things are incredibly thick and deeply threaded, but still.

Ha, I’m pretty sure they use my company’s DMS. I’ve probably talked to that guy once or twice.

Kelled*

Just the Conservative Media up to its usual tricks.

You mean coward punch.

I don’t know, I’m thinking we should ban all Raiders fans from entering the US until we figure out what’s going on here.

I’m still trying to see the penalty-worthy contact between Beckham and anyone else.

Interestingly, revenue growth actually drastically slowed when the Ginger Hammer took power.

The Vikings player much more obviously contacted the ref. Why wasn’t that called?

What a bunch of crybabies. Maybe they’re triggered and need their safe spaces. Jesus Christ.

I can’t remember the player right now, but my dad distinctly remembers one of the players from 40-60 years ago being described as “the only exercise he ever got was pushing himself away from the bar.”

It was a really good player who was pretty fat, if that helps anyone out.

As a former Good Canadian Boy from Saskatchewan, I can also affirm that they would not support Trump.

I think MLB would be for Clinton because a lot of them are Latin American, and Trump’s been... divisive, we’ll call it, when he talks about Latin Americans.

Campaign: yes
Overall: no