All of the “hella”s are worse than him actually running onto the field.

Shit, I just reposted this without checking whether it had already been posted first. My bad, hopefully your comment gets a lot more upvotes than mine.

In response to all the “how would MLK feel about Kaepernick” people:

“First, I must confess that over the last few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom is not the White…

What does an Alabama sorority girl put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?


Her ankles.

I’d keep running too if I had to spend a night in the Clinc.

Keep telling yourself that

Actually, you’re right, I started when I was 5, so technically I wasn’t playing sports through 0-4.

It’s mathematically right, but the media is full of dickheads who will crucify them if it doesn’t pay off.

I could have sworn Jack Del Rio was the Jaguars coach. Man, I am out of touch.

I’ve played sports all my life, you fucking crybaby.

Fuck that, refs are biased pieces of shit.

Is it wrong that I literally never feel sympathy for football refs? I suppose it was because of that time we had a holding penalty called against a player not actually on the field at the time.

You’d think a man who went to college in Indiana would understand why people wanted to leave the planet.

You’d think a man who went to college in Indiana would understand why people wanted to leave the planet.

I didn’t even realize he was 37. Yeah, he’s done. Even Randy Coture was slowing down by then.

I am sorry you have a mental illness. I hope your condition is improvable.

Heel*

I remember when dipshits were complaining because we ran a pass play while up 14-7 in a high school game. That was a an awkward year for us- we managed to go 9-1 and miss the playoffs.

I’m drunk, it’s 3 am, this is still amazing.

I have no sympathy for officials in general, and even less for this one.