But Jane Austen has no wit.

I’ve never gotten a nuke before. My KDA was always really good, but it was more “consistently 18-4" than “occasionally 25-0.” I think it’s just my playstyle, but I never really get how people can avoid dying that long without using the pre-patch 1887's.

This also applies to American Airlines.

Aryans**

Solich is definitely a dick. I say this as someone who knows him. You think Urban Meyer ignores players getting arrested? Solich is 10x worse. His personality is 90% mad that he got fired from a real school and 10% mad that OU won’t go deeper into debt to give the football team yet another indoor practice facility.

The station broadcasting HS Football probably does double duty as the country station. That’s the way it is where I used to live in Southeastern Ohio.

JEEM

Cris Collinsworthless**

Seriously, the refs aren’t fucking over Gronk enough on those OPI calls. He does it on nearly every single fucking reception. Pretty sure if you shove the defensive player 12 yards past the line of scrimmage, that’s OPI.

Everyone remembers Pats fans abandoning Brady after he lost to KC a couple years ago, then immediately hopping back on his dick when they won the Super Bowl. Bunch of fake-ass fair weather losers.

But go on, keep telling yourself that a man who holds and throws footballs for a living doesn’t know what an inflated…

The song itself was originally a drinking song in 6/8. You cannot seriously convince me that, even excluding all racial context, him sitting down for the national anthem is somehow more disrespectful than all the pathetically bad iterations of the national anthem that various pop stars have brought forth. Truly, if…

When my diet became 70% sandwiches (when I moved out of my parents’ house and before I got a girlfriend), mustard was easily in about 80% of my meals. Mustard is the best.

I’d argue that if the path is reasonably strenuous, you can hike without going off the path. You have to at least either climb something or stand uncomfortably close to the edge of a cliff, though.

i’m definitely a mustard person. Don’t get me wrong, I like ketchup, but even in the few situations where ketchup is better, mustard is still tolerable.

My work computer is super organized, but my home computer is sort of a “random things I expect to get to soon on my desktop, everything else in folders” mess.

As someone who lives in Dayton, I wouldn’t mind staying here if I could also be a billionaire. The only problem is that once I’ve indulged myself to an absurd degree by building a supercomputer and a nice house, the next thing on my list is fast cars, and there’s not a lot you can do with fast cars without access to…

Good. Fuck Comiskey. Cheapskate bastard never deserved his name on a field.

No they’re not. Fuck you for putting words in my mouth.

No they’re not. Fuck you for putting words in my mouth.

“And then comes the reality that working out to lose weight is a racket.”

You can definitely see extremely strong examples of the Dunning-Kruger effect in low ranks of online multiplayer games. League has the same problem in low bronze.