Do you keep all of your money in your mattress so you don’t have to use a bank? If not, knock it off about banks and Wall Street. If you ever want to retire, you’ll need Wall Street and giant banks.

Obama isn’t anybody’s leader anymore.

Marijuana is a gateway drug to Bernie Sanders.

Tell you you’re wrong? That’s exactly what they keep saying about Hillary!

Huh? If he writes a book, he’s profiting off of his words. If he produces a documentary he’s profiting from the number of eyeballs that view it. Trust has nothing to do with it.

They sure do, especially if said dude is white, wags his finger and doesn’t own a comb.

What, you don’t think black Obama is the perfect guy to win over the white “basket of deplorables” who voted for Trump? ;-)

Hey, it’s not white people in general you should be blaming. We sane ones who voted for Hillary Clinton aren’t part of this. It’s the Bernie Bros like the author of this article that are the specific white people you should be targeting.

Yes, Obama fucked over millions by GIVING THEM LIFE INSURANCE. You mean he saved lives, right? Just not being able to deny people with pre-existing conditions saved many lives. But he didn’t wag his finger and impotently demand socialism like Bernie, so he’s evil, right? You mean he fucked over the chance for your…

No, Bernie Sanders is why this happened. Obama WASN’T RUNNING IN 2016. Bernie was letting the Russkies play his base, fueling conspiratorial fires, and smearing Clinton way past his campaign being viable. Then he refused to concede and broadcast YouTube videos declaring “the revolution will continue” from a spider…

“Hopefully we’ve learned out of the 300 million plus citizens it is an embarrassment to have two candidates with so many problems.”

No, you and the Bernie-bots who believed Russian propaganda (and still do) gave us this nightmare.

You do remember his stimulus bill saved us from the Great Recession, right? That we were losing 200K jobs A MONTH when he took office?

He wrote in Jill Stein in a battleground state and passed around links to Jimmy Dore videos claiming that Hillary had Parkinson’s.

Now tell us how Bernie Sanders doesn’t, despite the book deals and the lake house. Go ahead, tell us how pure and holy he is and how it’s better to accomplish nothing while saying all the right things than to actually get some of what we want now. Go ahead.

Obama ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING. Bernie Sanders wagged his fingers for decades and got us nothing. Yet Obama’s the bad guy? Getting Obamacare passed took everything Obama had and you think he should have tried for CommieCare instead?

America doesn’t want radical anything. Also, why don’t you go tell Bernie Sanders he owes you something so you’re repossessing his lake house?

“centrist synchophants” You mean actual Democrats, as opposed to cosplay Communists?

Shh, everyone knows the only important issues today are free college, free weed and locking up unspecified “Wall Street billionaires” for unspecified crimes.

You do realize that being called a Bill Clinton in a political context isn’t an insult, don’t you? Snowden didn’t expose anything except American security secrets and then ran with his tail tucked between his legs to one of the worst villains of the 21st century, Vladimir Putin - whom he praised, by the way.