How low we’ve fallen. This is a wonderful oath and we should all strive for its principles.

I’m starting to like this culture more and more.

It’s like getting an all-you-can-eat deal and then deciding to live at the buffet or that MS unlimited-data plan where people were backing up TB hard drives. The terms were no longer feasible or realistic for the price she was paying.

At the 2016 DNC convention, Sanders will take to the podium with a chair on which an invisible Hillary Clinton is supposed to be sitting, and he’ll yell at it for 15 minutes.

What have we learned about posting nekkid celebrities on Gawker-owned media?

And this is why we can’t have nice, friendly elections anymore.

They’ll keep the column, but Hulk Hogan will replace Tyler with Sergeant Slaughter.

Oh crap, they might replace Tyler with Sergeant Slaughter! :-(

No change then?

Nope. Anyone who could hand over information on terrorists but refuses to do so is aiding and abetting them.

No, just those who refuse to comply with a court order and decide to fight it on PR grounds.

When you deliberately help terrorists conceal information and refuse to cooperate with a court order, you’re aiding terrorists. “Fuck you” is about the only response ever given to this point.

The law will adapt and by channeling the inner Bernie Sanders and demanding no compromise Congress will step in and we’ll get a solution everyone can hate equally.

I’m being a decent human being who believes that aiding terrorist networks for PR purposes is despicable.

In that case, wouldn’t whomever moved it come forward to declare it was theirs?

And they have Tim Cook as an unindicted co-conspirator.

I told you guys dispensing MANPADs like Pez candies was a good idea. Now it seems just the threat of doing so was enough to get Putin to back out, saving the rebels. Now let’s hope Saudi Arabia goes in there and mops up ISIS and Assad while they’re at it.

It’s no one else’s to give, Senator Sanders.

If he bumped into Drumpf a bunch of angry white people would beat him up. :-(

First the overweight governor Chris Christie gets taken hostage, now a weight loss guru gets taken hostage. I sense there is a larger game at play here....