This constant emphasis on safety is taking all the fun out of cars.

ha ha ha ha tough shit good luck with that, professor

I teach undergrads, and it was crazy how many people I caught vaping during class. They’d pull up their shirt collar to try and hide it when they were taking a pull. Guys, I see you. I smell that. Just pretend to go to the bathroom and step outside or a few minutes or something.

It’s completely fine as a smoking alternative or method to wean oneself off smokes, but since I mostly post on jalopnik my personal favorite completely true stereotype is the Subaru WRX STI driver (boy racer with a big spoiler and tinted windows) who rolls down his window at stoplights and blows a HUGE cloud of vape…

Hi, former ungreyed Deadspinner AND Jezebeller here. Just wanted to say FUCK JIM SPANFELLER. Do you know how hard it is to be worse than AJ Daulerio?!?! Even Farmers Insurance actuaries have more sympathy than that turd in the bowl of new years champagne punch, and they will pop up unannounced at full volume to remind…

Glad I’m not alone.

I remember. There are literally dozens of us.

Is nobody going to talk about that Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt episode that explains everything that we suspected about Cats??!! It’s a completely made up show and the cast is deliberately making up a bunch of gibberish on the spot. Also, the cast members only go out into the audience so they can steal personal…

Dog and cat shelters, foster and adoption agencies should hold fundraiser screenings of this film where everyone is allowed to heckle.

I would say there’s a 70% chance he’s eating Trenbologna sammich for lunch everyday. Or at least SARMs. There is a small chance that he is doing this natty though. I mean assuming he has good genetics, and he’s not obese or malnourished in the first place. This is his full time job probably had like around the clock…

Reading this made me understand why Chris Evans was ready to bounce from Cap, not so much as “wanting” to give up the gig but mainly because the role was physically taking a toll on him having to stay in Cap shape all the time

The worst part of this madness is that this kind of insane physique can only be achieved through constant and ever escalating physical torture. You can’t even enjoy looking this way because you’re starving, exhausted, and having to constantly jack up your workouts/diet to keep ahead of your body’s desperate attempts…

I literally told you what it was in the title. If you read the headline and clicked on it anyway, it’s your fault for being mad about it. 

I, a writer, will get right on this UX problem. 

Indeed, James strikes me as the type who you not only would stumble on drinking a beer in any old bar, but wouldn’t mind you buying one for him because you like what he does.

Clarkson seems like he sneers when someone says hello to him.

Clarkson is a boorish lout, and Hammond is the Annoying American Tourist.

May, meanwhile, is prone to long-winded and overly technical answers and digressions, which is also Me.  

Yeah, I honestly had to stop watching The Grand Tour just because of how cringey Clarkson was towards anyone who wasn’t a white British man. I really should have stopped watching anything he was in after the whole “punching a producer” debacle, but he was quite good when he was just reviewing cars and not spouting…

I didn’t agree with a lot of the posts on Splinter and I often disagreed with a lot of the comments. But the one thing I always appreciated was that when something absolutely ludicrous happened and not nearly enough people were going around saying, “What the flying fuck was that?” I could always find people on…

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

Splinter was a damn good website.