Waiting on the current White House administration to denounce this attack is pointless. Equally pointless: hoping that someone will DEMAND that Christian leaders denounce extremist violence.

“We intend to portray the plaintiff as a money grubbing whore. Do you have a problem with that?”

OH YEAH BRO? OH YEAH? I GET LAID ALL THE TIME BY 10/10 MODELS SO OFTEN I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET MY FLUIDS REPLACED. I’M LIKE THE BRAKES OF AN AARP MEMBER’S CAR BRO JUST SPLOOSHING EVERYWHERE. I’M BASICALLY BANGING GIRLS LEFT AND RIGHT, AND I HAD TO HAVE MY WIENER REGISTERED AS A WEAPON BECAUSE I…

Imagine being so rich that you have no fear of leaving the house looking like that.

You’re thinking of it as an actual tournament that means something and not a marketing tool- the U23 Team NA and Team Europe are there instead of Team Slovakia and Team Switzerland (the next two highest ranked national teams) because it’s gets more marketable NHL star caliber players in the tourney.

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

Kind of fitting though that the worst game of the season was called by Berman and Dilfer

You don’t have a problem with Amendola not having his hand on his heart? Fuck you, commie!

Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

Guy is charged with seven felonies and no one’s burning his jersey and posting it online. Wonder why that is?

JK it’s because no one ever owned a Bruce Miller jersey.

No good beer, though?

Can’t

Oden/Bortles 2020

Look at that top photo. Every season as QB of the Jags is akin to four years in office as President. Blake Bortles will be a spry 48 by the end of next season.

Holy crap, that is what I call cherry picking your data. I’m a pediatric orthopaedist, so I speak from a point of knowledge here.

God...I always fucking hated [MLB player]. Can’t trust that son of a bitch.