is there a "no mcnuggets" button that when pressed auto dials 911?

lets gaze into their future...

That pic looks like one save game code for NES Rambo.

im not a fan of the iphone but ill say that it never gave me food poisoning.

"Our latest discoveries show that neanderthals decorated their bodies with paint"

RIM makes sure the phones are ready for whats going to happen to the them when potential buyers get frustrated with using them and take it out on the phone.

Whole foods are more efficient breaking down the contents of my wallet.

Im lovin it!

Check her teeth.

the nexus is worse with battery life than the legendary battery stinker thunderbolt?

I used to have to wait around a year to get movies on VHS. 56 days is nothing.

U.S. politicians usually wear these all the time.

Really? Are they even counting Fresno California?

Can I play crysis during it?

This

When I saw this guy I thought of him...

Yo Dawg I heard you like boot...

its dying to crash into this car

I have a dream. A dream where I could eat Taco Bell and not violently shit myself soon after.

Too Soon???