In for commenters getting OVERLY, and CREEPILY complimentary of a female writer.

This was obviously written by a female because it has 5000% of the words required to tell the story. Which was a rambling mess.

Evans had a successful TV presenting and production career in the UK in the ‘90s and fit the zeitgeist quite well. He did very well, financially, from radio deals later on and now hosts the flagship morning program on BBC Radio 2.

Go athletes, Idiocracy he movie is becoming a reality.

God damn it, you asshole! I haven’t checked Craigslist for one of these in over a month! I was doing so well!

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

Shameful admission: I can’t tell any of the new McLarens apart visually or by name.

I hear the bug a comin’.
Comin’ ‘round the bend’
He won’t see the sunshine
Till damn near May the 10
‘Cuz he’s stuck in mommy’s basement
And time keeps draggin’ on
But that bug keeps on rollin’
Across some guy’s lawn.

Could have been a sales home run. The Scion Lc.

Who cares about a FWD Audi when you could care about this lovely Datsun?

I’d rather drive this thing through the desert:

I decided to see it’s first five suggestions:

that’s OK, he got to post a non-amusing sound bite.

Redemption! Ogier’s crash was oh so delicious after how he rubbed it in Mikkelsen’s face when Mikkelsen crashed on the last stage at Rally Sweden.

more importantly than any of this bullshit, the much maligned “pay driver” Crashtor Maldonado (F1 Race Winner and GP2 champion cause any old shitty no talent pay driver can win the GP2 championship and an F1 race in a shitty car) scored points... where was his “there on talent” teammate (GP2 champ, but no F1 wins even…

TIL: traction control on/off buttons don't exist.

I agree, especially the old Mercury Sable wagon they had with working tailgate and the unibrow front headlight

This is only about the 5th time Jalopnik has posted this article which I personally found marginally interesting the first go round. Bill Caswell (guy who made a lot of money, retired young so he could rally race) obviously has friends here and they are using this site as his own personal PR machine. I suppose…