Could have been a sales home run. The Scion Lc.

Who cares about a FWD Audi when you could care about this lovely Datsun?

I’d rather drive this thing through the desert:

I decided to see it’s first five suggestions:

that’s OK, he got to post a non-amusing sound bite.

Redemption! Ogier’s crash was oh so delicious after how he rubbed it in Mikkelsen’s face when Mikkelsen crashed on the last stage at Rally Sweden.

more importantly than any of this bullshit, the much maligned “pay driver” Crashtor Maldonado (F1 Race Winner and GP2 champion cause any old shitty no talent pay driver can win the GP2 championship and an F1 race in a shitty car) scored points... where was his “there on talent” teammate (GP2 champ, but no F1 wins even…

TIL: traction control on/off buttons don't exist.

My favourite quote from Fury road is from the Bullet Farmer. “I am the scales of justice, conductor of the choir of death! Sing, Brother Heckler! Sing, Brother Koch! Sing SING!”

I wish him the best of luck with his next goal, losing his virginity. Which shouldn’t be a problem since he probably has a 7 figure net worth. Nothing makes women drop the panties faster than a fat wallet.

I would give my left nut for a MKI Focus WRC car. Absolutely bugnuts, but you could probably still fly under the radar of most people if you removed the livery.

I have a theory: everything looks better as a race car. It doesn’t matter what it is... ...Every single thing.

What is this? A Volvo for ants?!?

Akuma no Blackbird has been born.

I’ve been a gamer since the DOS and C64 days, but I swear I’ll never understand this genre of games.

“Every Compelling Character In The Entire Trilogy Is Male”

Alas, our colonial friends might not familiar with the televisual genius of League of Gentlemen.

So much yuck. So many laughs.

This is only about the 5th time Jalopnik has posted this article which I personally found marginally interesting the first go round. Bill Caswell (guy who made a lot of money, retired young so he could rally race) obviously has friends here and they are using this site as his own personal PR machine. I suppose…