Wow, who knew that alternate universe Russian Scooby-Doo was something that absolutely has to happen?

Wait, so the Porsche belongs to a Nazi....called Landa?

“I’ll get you yet, Merryweather!”

Oh how they doubted him...

Forget planes, I want to own a car called a Volta Volare and I want it to look just like that.

Good thing they’ve added more power. You never know when you might have to make a quick getaway from some insufferably pretentious douche trying to drop a concrete block on it.

That’s toast!

Nice try, 007, but somehow I don’t think SPECTRE is going to buy your Baron Samedi disguise...

Thankfully for Montoya he has experience dealing with interviewing scenarios that are somehow still not quite as dumb as this one.

Shame, I would have loved to have seen the Giulia in this gorgeous livery.

Those pesky Italians and their Fiat Pandas...

A matter for the courts.

Just when I thought they couldn’t top the school bus touge battle...

....aaaaaaand the stewards have now judged it to be unfair. Esktrom wins. Good.

I’d have got kicked from the lobby for doing that.

This.

What do you mean it hasn’t started yet? Let the wars begin!

MG Maestro Turbo. Very rare and very fast for its day, and I have a soft spot for all cars with boxy eighties looks. By all accounts MG and Tickford did a good job making it a great early hot hatch, but there’s no pretending it ain’t a Maestro.

Sad to hear about this. The SP2 really is one of the best looking cars ever built.