“People are so quick to find the negative in everything and also often forget that she is of Armenian descent.”

I thought about trying to emulate them but I’m ascurred that I will throw out my back...

Riiiight?!?! She’s all:

For the safety of everyone on the road... Hope not.

*stares at you in cat*

Come on, it was a Grease thing.
The movie is like, 37.5% about hair.
Plus it hurts to switchblade comb bald skin ^^

I am not a wildlife biologist, but I think Grizzly bears and Gorillas released into racist fans might change behavior.

HEY! Stick to spor- aw, shit. What’s Jezebel supposed to stick to?

John Travolta looks so much better bald, but he has also not looked as good as he did reprising his Grease role since, well, Grease.

Good for Kumail! He clearly busted his ass and he’s being honest about the resources it took to look like that. Nothing wrong with him feeling good about it and showing it off. That said, I hope his new abs and Marvel success don’t wreck his marriage in the tradition of Chris Pratt.

Love Simon’s Cat!

The nursing on soft things business isn’t cute; it’s sad. My cat--the most wonderful and lovable cat ever--did this for a long time when we first got her. She was also terrified of everything, cringed when my husband stretched, and loved us to bits but took quite awhile to trust us not to abandon or hit her.  She…

“As a dog person who once liked cats”

In general, I find the shitting-on-popular-things-because-they’re-not-fashionable-with-people-who-matter attitude toward art really hard to sympathise with. In the case of Cats, it seems particularly ridiculous because:

There’s a book called All Cats Have Aspergers Syndrome. Conversely there is a book called All Dogs Have ADHD. As a budgie owner, I feel both of these pretty much sum it up.

Just here to say I wish more people called them “small clothes.” I’m certainly going to start using this term. 

I dont think so but you should probably patent this idea. Would buy it...for a friend

You’re probably right about ignorance of fact - I guess a little trip to Wikipedia or the zillion other bio sites was out of the question!

So, a father praising his daughter and expressing his love for her is somehow deserving of mockery? I think he’s a very proud and adoring father - the very opposite of the monster I was saddled with.