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I like Maxima. She seems to favor the opinion that being a royal in this day and age is absurd already so go big or go home. Observe her bicycle tour

Gloria Vanderbilt spoke often about the son she lost to suicide. She had two sons from a previous marriage who were older than the Cooper boys

Didn't she have two other sons? 

To be honest I'm disappointed at the lack of a baby fro. Oh well, maybe it'll grow in

So he could actually shoot someone on 5th avenue and not lose votes? Somehow I’m suddenly grateful for Trumps utter lack of charisma

Those are some unappealing cookies

It gets worse. Pratt isn’t held back by those pesky citizenship rules like Arnold was. Think President Pratt

I'm taking bets on Ma Shriver planning the son in laws political career 15 years hence. America is never going to be rid of Kennedy spawn and bad celebrities turned worse politicians 

He even got Camilla to unbend her stiff arse

Maybe they can livestream the next mass execution for their American fans

The renovation they’re doing seems to be actually useful too. It’s mostly centred on the grounds and maybe Meghan wants a herb and vegetable garden or indigenous plants or whatever. A lot more practical than  another drawing room.

Mean To Animals

Outrageous how exactly? Would it have been better if reports said she was tied down and a tube forced into her throat?

And that is at the core of what is so wrong with the pro life stance. Girl is raped, suffers from ptsd, what if she becomes pregnant? Will the people championing her now turn on her when she is denied an abortion and becomes suicidal? 

If you’re using the best quality non comedogenic make up as she probably is, maybe

Just kill her character off. It would round out the whole story arc of grieving over a dead mother and moving on. 

Man, that Johnson sure is a dick

Chris Milton has a young Barack vibe. I guess we do really seek our parents in who we date. Also there were some very nice pictures of the two families getting together before the prom in the Daily Mail, which I normally hate but what can you do?

I love how he startled his mother. A half tonne of apex predator and she skitters like a squirrel when her babe is involved 

Aww, he can't help his genetics. He looks like a baby polar bear