Probably thinks admitting culpability makes for worse optics than going through a very public and messy trial and getting carted to the slammer in an orange jumpsuit. (I know that won't happen just let me enjoy the visual)

Who wants to bet that Lisa was a whiny brat who served a much better purpose as a delicious snack? 

Well dumb ole me for thinking they would settle for low key and sweet. 

Wait until they live out their natural lives? So a couple of decades? 

Honestly there was no other way they could have done this without being compared to the Priyanka/Nick shenanigans. So good on them

I dont disagree with you but I do think the ‘stolen childhood’ argument gets trotted out too often when talking about people who go bad. The underlying psycho-pathology gets ignored. Before starting his little group Manson was literally begging to be incarcerated and kept away from the society he knew he couldn’t fit…

Oh please.. many other people survive abusive and poverty stricken lives without forming murder cults. But I'll concede he would have made a very successful politician if he was so inclined 

Not shade. The poor boy did nothing he could be shaded for. Just plain pettiness on the part of Ms ‘I’m more important than you because my mom’s a Kennedy.'

Stunts like these. This is why he's still a thing. Expect him at the super bowl next

Or the contents of that hot tub (barf)

I doubt any book in that library wasn't already "warped"

Ahem?

Kidman is turning into a ballsy mature actress who dgaf and I like it. I’m sad for the younger ballsy actress she could have been if she hadn't been hit by the scientology bus

Or you could imagine young Charles in a sweater who was um.. not

Ah. I thought it was someone making a size joke. A sizist? 

Okay.. coming from a third world citizen who was told the US was a paragon of impartiality and justice, that is fucked up even by our standards. 

You know something about Irish dick you'd like to share? 

How does he keep avoiding jail time? I know there's a perfectly legal explanation but at this point some judge should sentence him just for the public good

Sounds like a trendy, new agey, website geared towards selling pregnant women natural products of questionable provenance

That picture of Capri Sun.. sorry Mod Sun leaning casually against a public toilet wall is giving me hives. Isn’t every surface in there allegedly covered in a layer of human excrement?