You can have the bodhizawna all I want is that bod! Meeeeeow!

Hot what? This Deadspin webpage has all this strange lingo.

Eileen, I hope you don’t mind if I call you that. Eileen I don’t get what you’re saying here with this pic of Nick Cage. A little clarification would help but honestly given the way you’ve acted so far I’m scared to even ask at this point.

Yeah right he was practically my boss when we got there. I saw him light a match by firing a bullet at it from over two miles away using a handgun. And this was in Siberia so you know it was cold and windy. I also saw him kill 16 people that week. Very odd.

Yeah, like threading? Sorry but I don’t want stitches today. And I also don’t want to go to the mall.

Yeah, like threading? Sorry but I don’t want stitches today. And I also don’t want to go to the mall.

It’s a secret actually. All I can tell you is it was government training with computers, weapons, and choke holds. I learned all three of those as well as other interesting things - those I can’t tell you. The food was good and the instructors were better, but that was expected. What I didn’t expect was how easy it…

Jesus Christ this article is long! How am I supposed to read ll o fthis? Guess it’s time to get started... see you next week. And I don’t even like the Jets. Thanks I guess? SMH

Haha I’m not Sarah Palin lol

Can’t takeaway your pizza or your birthday pizzaqueen91

Corey was white? Black people don’t skateboard or smoke cigarettes

Hi, well I consider myself American and I don’t live in Alaska. That’s just where my parents met. Also I am Greek more than American.

+1 even though this is too little too late, kinda like trying to replace Gawker with this tire fire

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Well whatever. Hopefully Booker makes the name something else because right now the name Corey reminds me of this skateboard punk from high school that smoked cigarettes on the bikepath and I never went on the bikepath because of him.

Sorry it’s been a really hard morning so far with all the Lochte stuff. I’m sorry. There I said it.

Let’s just say if you need more than five pockets you are probably hiding something

All the places that do it are in the mall and I used to love to go to the mall but now they’re kinda dirty and the people all wear cargo shorts. I think Amazon is taking a ton of their business honestly.

All the places that do it are in the mall and I used to love to go to the mall but now they’re kinda dirty and the…

Got the what? What the hell is butthurting?

First of all wrestling isn’t a sport. Second, girls play many sports: soccer, running. But fighting isn’t what I think of when I think of girls’ sports. Your whole comment is actually really confusing.

Oh right. That little bastard from New Hampshire. Cargo Shorts. New Hampshire. Got it. Sorry just a little on edge this morning with all the Lochte news.