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I almost bought a used car from Chief Zee. I bet every car he sold was personally cursed by whatever Indians weren’t genocided.

Just remember that Blockbuster had a chance to purchase Netflix, but Netflix was hemorrhaging money at the time and Blockbuster wanted none of it. Makes it even more impressive.

Maybe not in the MLL, but cup checks are prevalent in college and lower

That’s why we must kill the rich, and you, for supporting the rich.

I know I should give the hotel the benefit of the doubt on account of how fucked up it is, buuuuuut, I don’t see how arandom stranger can request a room adjacent to anyone, much less someone with a very high public profile, and not raise major red flags with policy & procedure

Yo, a good 2/3rds of the bikes used by these guys are bought with drug money. The guns might get put down for the bikes, but there’s plenty of blood that gets spilled before anyone purchases one. No one writes about that, though, because I guess pointing out how violent the Baltimore drug trade is doesn’t get the same…

Sure other franchises give you success, playoff victories and possibly championships but look at what DC offers you

Sh-sh-sh-shocker the two cities with most number of fans that don’t live there are tops.

My wife watches ID shows ALL THE TIME and I get all crazy judgmental about her watching “murder shows” right before I go play some horrifically violent video game. Perspective, y’all!

I am not sure the specifics of how the protocol would be followed, but I do imagine it ends up with an eventual contract with the Raiders.

If I told you a really good joke, would you go to Le Mans and drink with me? I don’t have any good jokes right now but just wanted to see if you’d be interested.

Well why is it OK that black people were historically categorized as farming equipment? When I was a kid I wanted to grow up to be a tractor.

That area is probably still under 30-60 miles of snow. But, yeah, NLL always pulls remarkable attendance considering it's a niche version of an already niche sport.

If only someone told Kyle that before he claimed to have looted Iraqi houses.

Can anyone prove that Dan Snyder is real? Is his ownership of the Redskins some marketing campaign that will have him be the villain of the next Avengers movie?

I'm personally a fan of people pointing at "thug culture" while simultaneously castigating the "wussification" of America. I mean, if some people are out and about and the response to any wrongdoing is violence, doesn't that make them worthy of praise? They learned the lesson!