Paterno isn't going to remember recruiting your brother, good sir. He can't even remember the names of his current players.

Paterno isn't going to remember recruiting your brother, good sir. He can't even remember the names of his current players.

All you've got to do is take off the dag-gone leash and let me loose and you'll see how great I am.

The seven-year rumor was immediately shot down.

@OnTheTwelfthNightOfLloydChrist...: Don't look back in anger, I heard Brett say.

Don't worry. The men who are insecure about your success are, for the most part, old and will die soon.

Well I think I am probably going to go against what my stats say.

@jmd1513: No. I'm saying these hits are inevitable and not done with the malicious intent that sportwriters construe it as.

The two best teams are in the championship game.

@I Like Cheap Beer: I find it amazing that people believe these players have time to formulate an intention outside of "I must bring this large person to the ground." The slow motion replays on TV don't do NFL athletes justice.

Has anyone here played football? I don't recall ever having time to determine where I was going to hit the ball carrier or with what part of my body I was going to lead with. And that was in high school.

The Meeting? They beat the three worst teams in the East after "The Meeting." I liked this column in the beginning, but these exaggerations are getting ridiculous.

And even they can't compare with the bitterness felt by TCU

Long story short, John Elway is now a liberal.

Still makes more sense than Bristol teaching kids how to not to have sex.

All 35 fans were thrilled.

@Brotherford B. Hayes: I'm an Ohio State fan and believe in the outdated fan loyalty thing.

Why does Ohio State have to be so boring? They recruit top talent, but yet field position seems to be their only goal for 80% of the game.

I hope Newton is ruled active and Auburn comes out to "Baby I Got Your Money."

The third wife had no comment.