Can't believe this is still up on the interwebs, but indeed it is.

…all over your moustache. There. I fixed it for you.

It's like a dead heat in a Zeppelin race.

I think i just caught epilepsy.

It's a Segway for your face.

And Eli Janney of Girls Against Boys.

I've always been partial to this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…
but you're on the right track.

Dude, what is your fucking purpose on here? Did you come on here just to let everyone know how much you don't like Fugazi. I mean, it's an article about Fugazi. Good for you. You heard 30 seconds of Waiting Room once and it didn't grab you. Here's a lollipop.

Do people really not like them?

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