You forgot one thing. Use your neighbor's wifi to anonymously download torrents. If it is WEP protected use Backtrack to crack it. This gives you the most anonymity but some people might find this unethical and possibly illegal.

wow that's smart putting your leg through a hole in the floor. God knows what is down there. Spiders, rats, etc.

Why does the black bear have to be lazy? That is racist.

wow i haven't had sun chips in a long time. i need to buy a bag and hear this obnoxiously loud noise it makes.

great article. although i don't think he should have used wikipedia as 3 of his sources.

@gizgizgiz: Thousands of studies are released every year. To me they are meaningless. A previous study could be debunked by a new study. I need something really concrete and if the study is replicated enough with the same results then I can believe in that study. Look at the BS study of the anti vaccine British doctor…

@gizgizgiz: When you are going 50+ miles per hour you absolutely should not text and drive. I'm more tolerant of texting while driving when driving at slow speeds.

I think texting while driving is especially dangerous when someone uses a smartphone like a blackberry. With the old dumbphone and using t9 you can text fast all without looking down if you memorized the keystrokes.

@jupigare: the zune is good. it does what i need it to do which is play music. Had it for over 3 years and it hasn't failed me yet. Plus I can organize my artists section by album artist unlike the ipod which only has an artist.

@Limbero: Really you do all that? You might have a very good antivirus software or your computer must be riddled with spyware, adware, and trojans.

@Mikestan: Also doing stupid things like posting very threatening messages or bomb threats is very dangerous. Even if you are not serious.

@pupaboy3: the best security against keyloggers has to be keyscrambler. It encrypts your key strokes so all the keylogger gets are jumbled scrambled letters and numbers. [www.qfxsoftware.com]

@markiz: you are 100% right. most people who get viruses are noobs. there are streaming sites for porn like tube8 or redtube that are pretty safe with adblock plus. Plus movies and tv shows that are uploaded to file hosting sites or steaming sites like megavideos.

They should also include visiting the website 4chan and doing anything any of those a-holes tell you to try. Here is what happened to someone who listened to some poster on 4chan.

i've tried ubuntu and it seems great but I never got it to work right for me. My wireless broadcom drivers don't work with ubuntu and i just got frustrated and switched back.

@edicius: You have a Zune!!! Nice to see I'm not the only one.

All I want to know is where can I buy this umbrella?

@Greetings. I am Wu.: Yes but that system should be set up by the cell phone companies. Say a text message warning about the disaster.

@Insecur1tyGuard: That's true. I have a Sony Erricson phone that has a FM chip. I never use it because i'd much rather listen to my music. When I bought it I wasn't even aware it had such a feature. Mandating this crap on all phones is stupid because all it does is line the pockets of these greedy companies and no one…

Yeah I don't want a mandated FM chip on my cell phone. I'd rather listen to my music that I loaded to my phone or pandora or last.fm. than a lame radio station. Radio there is a reason why you are dying.