Why is his hair doing that?! Make it stop!!

This is brilliant. Also Canada is nice to America to its face but makes fun of it behind its back and spends a lot of time trying to distance itself from America even though they live in the same building, but is also kind of pissed about not being invited to the party even though they would have said no anyway.…

Picturing Steven Harper doing this is giving me great joy and also great sickness.

Nah...that’s cool. You keep Bieber.

Is it wrong that I really, really want to read this poem?

YESSSSS!

Seriously, how insecure are you that you need someone with zero experience who won’t realize how bad you, douchebro, are at the sex having? Also, if you’re having conversations about women’s perceived “fuckability” on bodybuilding.com, I’m going to go ahead assume that your lack of regular sex having isn’t because…

The word vomit that pours forth from this dude is unparalleled.

Now that is how you do it!! Mark, you are a true badass!

Can we defund some oil companies while we’re at it?

Sarah Palin and Ann Coultier (don’t care enough to google how to properly spell her name) are women too? Does that mean they also “solve” the GOP’s women problem? A woman with bad and irresponsible policy ideas that hurt women is still a person with bad and irresponsible policy ideas that hurt women, and assuming that…

Way to be, old white men, way to be. Can we vote to defund oil companies?

If only her gibberish were actually authentic....

Why do I feel compelled to apologize on behalf of Alaska every time this idiot publicly word vomits?

Legit question: this bitch was let out of jail on the condition that she stop the behaviour that caused her to be sent there. Can someone explain to me how this is a victory?