She is pure joy and awesomeness. I hope she’s having exactly as much fun as she looks like she is.

Let’s add a big fuck you for Jim Calhoun too while we’re at it

Fuuuuuuuuuuck UConn. It was their greed and lust for bigtime football that killed the OG Big East. They made their basketball fans watch games on TV against Tulane, Tulsa, and East Carolina instead of being able to make quick trips to Providence, St John’s, and ‘Nova to see their team in person against actual rivals…

Have no idea where you got LOVABLE from.

Mrs. Perry, is that you?

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

People not familiar with Kawakami may not get this, but he doesn’t care that you’re mad at him. He’s happy to play the part of stunned sports writer paying penance and taking heat. Because for Kawakami, every sports cycle is a chance to insert himself into the story. He constantly said he had beef (real and imagined)…

How’d you get the beer out of your camo bruins jersey after game 5?

Arsenal fans appear to be taking the loss with their usual measured perspective.

I spent 30 minutes in line at a street festival in 70 degree weather to pay $8 for an award winning tamale yesterday and got a little sunburned, so I know how they feel.

This certainly seems like the correct legal ruling, and people shouldn’t let their political leanings, their hatred of the Patriots, or those incorrect reports of a link to human trafficking get in the way of seeing that the cops overreached in this case, and that threatens all of our privacy. I’m glad he had the the…

I hate replay as much as anybody, but this seems a really odd place to make that case since if this had been any other race the horse would have been DQ'd, the jockey would have been suspended, nobody ever would have appealed, and the Stewards would have only looked at the film as a formality.

Some would describe this kind of anticlimactic result as more evidence that video replay is a scourge which must be eradicated across sports; others, arguing an opposing view, are weenies.

The 11/12 season was decided by goal difference, which is objectively tighter than a team winning by one point.

She has XY chromosomes according to Hogshead-Makar. This is an INCREDIBLY important detail that all the Deadspin writers intentionally omit. That, along with the highly elevated T levels should pretty much end the debate.

When you miss trying out for this job, you get tour name on a list and everybody forgets who you were by the end of the pragraph.

Led the bears to "consider" moving on from him? They cut him in March, man.

As a Kings season ticket holder, McSorley’s stick is at the top of my "things to be bitter about” list!

Yes and no, considering she actively created an entire career that is a long con.

I love Rosen. He is a smart thoughtful person making a living where those qualities seem to be looked down on. Also, I think he was the best QB in the draft last year. (I may be wrong about that because Baker looks like the real deal)