This finally killed the last remaining vestige of my Weezer disappointment. It’s unfair to expect cheesy bullshit to be anything else. I accept that my expectations have been unreasonable for a long time. 

That walk to the green on 18 was absolutely wild.  I’ve never seen something like that before.  Fuck yeah, Tiger!

She was so right about everything except how to beat fucking Donald Trump in an incredibly winnable election. Like, you know, how to campaign in the Rust Belt instead of a California you were never going to lose or a Georgia you were never going to win.

Personally, speaking as a Bears fan, I don’t really know what I’d do with myself if they had a world beating defense AND a good offense. I think I feel most comfortable when the defense is killing people and the offense is a roller coaster. Fucking Stockholm Syndrome

One of my favorite parts of big boxing matches is how everyone becomes a huge boxing expert out of nowhere.

It was amazing just how hard Kellerman was pulling for Canelo. He spent the entire first half talking about it like GGG needed a KO to win. 

The Belichick coaching tree sprouts another withered, lifeless branch.

There’s one way to identify yourself as an outsider to residents of Appalachia

Can we please stop with the Serena worship? She’s a titan of tennis, a superb athlete, but she’s not without flaws, without her faults. She’s petulant, and this isn’t the first or worst instance of abusing an official in her career.

I honestly don’t get it. I mean, is there some sort of street cred that goes along with dropping the ball as soon as possible?  Call me old school, but I’d rather get into the endzone and spike it.  (Also, in my later years I’ve decided that the NFL should adopt the rugby rule that the receiver has to place the ball…

Nah. Maybe a fine. Baseball loves a one-off wily cheat like that, for old guys to prattle on about in a documentary 20 years from now.

This is baseball. Per protocol, he will hit with a pitch on his backside next time they play. 

Well that was a deflating reply.

Bears gave 2 First round picks, not three. I understand your point on not having first rounds picks working against a team- but consider this. If Mack is in the draft next year, EVERY Team burns that first round pick on him. So the Bears really only gave up 1 First round pick. Its a no brainer.

Well, certainly this is the last of the Raiders doing stupid things?

23 million a year? My goodness. That’s Chandler Parsons type money.

“Our team was bad so we should get rid of our best player” is like THE most Football Guy logic I have ever seen.

And that ass defense is now worse. You do know they got worse, right?

What is the point of first-rounders if not to find someone as good as Mack. The only way this makes sense is if both first-rounders wind up being that good, and that simply will not happen.

If the Bears win 10 games this year and in 2019, however they do in the playoffs, the Raiders would get two 1st round picks in the low 20s, at best.