Why is that so obvious, if in his pro league he was already displacing someone Mexico played in WCQs?

Thankfully we’ve taken the necessary steps to cap-tie Chris Wondolowski numerous times just to fully insure he doesn’t get away from the USMNT.

Lias Andersson, more like Pjoor Spjort

Haisley’s a Patriots fan? On top of everything else? Man, fuck that guy.

Maybe they should have changed him into a walkie-talkie.

Somewhere, Tim is pressing the button under his desk.

I’m pretty sure the white woman GOP voters in my family (Alabamans) vote 100% only based on abortion. They will never vote for someone who admits to being pro-choice. For real. That and they are stealth racists who don’t care about equality. It’s like beating your head against a wall to convince them anything other…

Which is doubly concerning given that America didn’t even win in MLS.

Starting Omar Gonzalez in every game, who now plays in Mexico but who Arena knows from MLS, ahead of Geoff Cameron and Tim Ream is sufficient to prove Williams’s argument as far as I’m concerned.

LaVar: “I want my kids to play pro ball.”

I don’t know why you’re acting like Figo (Ballon d’Or winner in 2000) and Rui Costa in their prime were a couple of scrubs.

Portugal 2002? And they outplayed Italy in 2006 (with a man down for most of the match!).

Lukewarm take:

What we have here ladies and gentlemen, is a great example of a Whinyus Effonefanus in his natural habitat, the internet forum. The Whinyus Effonefanus claims to like F1, but only as it was “back in the day” (when there were actually fewer overtakes, and everyone took themselves way too seriously).Really though, he…

Cool, he matches his logo.

“There’s nothing wrong with what’s going on here, nothing has to change.”

Two Worlds, One Cup.

All of US Soccer and MLS is giant grift designed to funnel money to MLS owners. It is literally nothing more than that. USSF does not give a fuck about getting better or developing talent to trying to one day win the World Cup. All it cares about is profitability of SUM. It’s a decrepit, corrupt shithole that needs to…

“Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

It really says something about the shkrelification of the health care industry in this country that “health insurance” is a demand listed alongside “fifty million dollars a year” and “my own jet.”